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Ad Nauseam: The year 2000 Ads Nauseam include the following dubious claims: "'I LOST 93 POUNDS! . . . QUICKLY, EASILY & NO DIETING.' New. Now Available Without A Prescription. . . . People have reported losing the first 10 pounds within a few days and up to 50 pounds the first month. Even if you want to lose 100 or more pounds [product name] can be your answer." "LOSE UP TO 2 POUNDS DAILY . . . WITHOUT DIET OR EXERCISE The Miracle of Body Fat Reduction Where do you want to lose weight? It's the same for everyone. Body fat always gravitates to the stomach, the buttocks, that hips and legs. [Product name] will help to rapidly reduce the fat in all these areas. It does this by redirecting these problem fat cells to the muscles of the body where it can be burned off more easily. By taking just one tablet before every meal, the weight gaining process can be averted by simply maintaining that same plan." "FIRST TIME IN THE U.S.A. THE SENSATIONAL FRENCH WEIGHT LOSS DISCOVERY WATCH POUNDS PRACTICALLY MELT OFF YOUR BODY FROM DAY ONE . . . AS EXCESS FAT AND UNSIGHTLY CELLULITE ARE INSTANTLY ATTACKED! Eliminates 10 - 20 - 35 - 50 pounds with ease.
"Amazing Fat Fighting Pill Ends Hunger - Guarantees Super Fast Weight Loss! U.S. Patent reveals weight loss of as much as 28 lbs. in 4 weeks and 48 lbs. in 8 weeks... There now exists an all natural, bio-active weight loss compound so powerful, so effective, so relentless in its awesome attack on bulging fatty deposits that it has virtually eliminated the need to diet. . . . Eat all your favorite foods and still lose weight (pill does all the work)" "This extraction of sweet acids contained in tropical fruits will allow anyone, including those who have never succeeded in losing weight, to activate their metabolism and lose up to 14 pounds per week." "New Medical Breakthrough! 'Lose A Pound A Day Without Changing What You Eat' . . . You will get a risk free opportunity to get the trim, sexy body you've always dreamed of in days or weeks, instead of months or years, without going through painful exercise and unbearable diets." "WATCH FAT MELT AWAY WITH [product name] No impossible exercise! No missed meals! No dangerous pills. No boring foods or small portions! Just fast and easy, effective weight loss! [Product name] is the easiest way to successfully lose weight you'll ever try. It doesn't require gruelling exercise. There are no dangerous pills or tablets to take. Best of all, you continue to eat your favourite [sic] foods!" "The new fat-fighter. Slimming capsules that soak up fat! . . . This brand new Swiss formulated high power diet-pill has been created and discovered by Dr. , M.D., for men and women to lose weight and bind fat from foods you have eaten. The idea is as brilliant as it is simple. Have you ever seen an overweight fish? Or an oyster with a few pounds too many? Everyone knows that sea animals never get fat. That's because their bodies contain [product name] which is now available as a diet pill for everybody who wants to lose unwanted fat. [Product name] reduces body fat deposits in the belly, thighs, and butt. It also makes sure that the fat from your last meal leaves your body before being digested." "NOW EVERYONE CAN EASILY BURN OFF EXCESS WEIGHT WITHOUT CHANGING DIET OR TAKING EXERCISE! . . . You do not have to change the food you eat. This is not a starvation diet - and you do not have to take gruelling pointless exercise. [Product name] starts incinerating your fat and slimming your figure from day one. It is 100% natural so it is totally safe. We guarantee that you'll lose between 2 and 8 pounds a week until you reach your target weight and sexy figure -- and you won't put the fat back on!" "You lose weight even if you eat too much. These active pineapple [product name] tablets that you can now receive on a free trial basis force your body to dissolve all its excess fat. You should know that 8 tablets contain the weight loss power of 16 whole pineapples. Consequently, even if you continue to eat normally, even if you eat too much, you are literally forced to lose your excess pounds. You will lose at least 16 pounds in the first two weeks. And at least six pounds every week thereafter." Media Culpa: This year's collection of dubious Cosmopolitan Magazine The Atlanta Journal - Constitution Smart Source [A publication of News America, FSI, Inc.] Staff of the Federal Trade Commission' s Bureau of Consumer Protection, a PHWM partner, assisted the Partnership by writing to the publications listed above and invited them to (1) explain their media screening policies and (2) if they had not already done so, adopt screening policies for weight loss ads that would require proof of extravagant claims. USA Today provided a response.
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